'Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing.' - Dwight Schrute I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.' - Michael Scott 'Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Sorry! Here are the 100 best quotes from The Office: You should know that these will 100 percent make you want to binge the entire series again. To revisit the show's enduring hilarity, I've pulled together some of the funniest quotes from The Office across all nine seasons. But every single Dunder Mifflin employee delivered iconic one-liners that pop up in your brain years later, and still make you laugh every time. Now, every fan of the series has their favorite characters (I'm a Kelly Kapoor stan, myself).
First of all: How dare you?' And TBH, I wouldn't have it any other way. But seriously, is any show on Earth more quotable than The Office? The NBC comedy first premiered way back in *gasps in elder millennial* 2005 (!!), and yet somehow, it's still rare for a few months go by without hearing an, 'Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!' or a, 'Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Question: Which quote from The Office is best? Answer: That's a ridiculous question.
